The town that my office is in has been on fire with the news of a chainsaw panted bandit. God bless the Southwest... Where else could this be real?
http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-news-chainsaw-accident-story,0,920332.story
http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-news-chainsaw-accident-story,0,920332.story